Girls, have you ever thought it might just be that teensy bit easier to be a boy sometimes? Me too. No makeup, no preening in the mornings, no bleeding, no blubbing. Pretty ideal. Here are nine reasons why men have it easier (bastards);
They can eat what they want, when they want.
If only I could eat two burritos a day and not gain twenty pounds, I would. But I can’t so screw you and your side of fries. It’s just not fair.
The biggest blessing of being a man. No bleeding, no cramps, no worries. Oh and did I mention sex-ready 365 days of the year?
They can act like a slut and get away with it.
No woman could ever pull off the stealth moves of a man on a mission to get the ride. And get away with it while retaining their good name. The world is an unjust place.
So handy! And it means you don’t end up getting piss all over your feet if you have to go somewhere in public. Try squatting drunk and get back to me.
Men don’t have makeup or hair to deal with.
I could really do with that extra twenty minutes in bed and as for taking ten minutes to get ready on a night out? Yeah, that seems fair, doesn’t it?
They don’t worry.
If you see a many worrying, there’s normally something quite serious to worry about. Unlike us gals, men don’t worry about the small things, only when it’s really necessary. Something us women could learn from.
Men are zero hassle.
Give a man a ball and some friends and he’ll be entertained for hours. If only it was that simple for women to be entertained. We are far more complex than you simple creatures.
They give the greatest hugs.
Nothing beats a hug from a man. They wrap themselves around us girls in the best way to keep us safe and cosy. Thank you men, more hugs now please.
Men are simple.
If men need to do something, they’ll get it done, unlike women who harp on and on about doing it for months before actually not getting around to it. Men, we applaud your simplicity.